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[06 Sep 2004|12:53pm] I JUST WANTED TO SAY THESE ARE MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. AND THERE WE ARE, IN ALL OF OUR GLORY! 6 mmm

[23 Apr 2004|05:29pm] PS!- lauren is really awesome and hott. shes cooler than you. 4 mmm

You down with OPP? YEAH YOU KNOW ME! [23 Apr 2004|05:11pm] [ mood | GAY?! ] [ music | Naughty By Nature - "OPP" ] hi my name's shaun. unfortunately, i am going to happen to turn into an orange in a couple of years. suck. that's me in a few years. what's with those weird dots on oranges anyway? stupid. oh, and i almost forgot to mention, i got a truck. and i am going to line it with trash bags and fill it with water and it will be a mobile swimming pool. no, seriously. and there'll be naked bitches, cigars, and cristal. $PIMP$ 5 mmm

[03 Jan 2004|06:28pm] [ music | ARLO GUTHRIE- COMING INTO LOS ANGLES ] well, glasseater sucks...diane..just doesnt know anything..anyways chris lipsy came over today.. lets see last night went to a kegger, drank some smoked cigars..then went on a date! tonite going to some street race thingy shit to race some rice burners i guess. HEY YOU FUCKS I MADE A FAT CHICK LOVING COMMUNITY IF Y OUR INTRESTED LEAVE A GOD DAMN COMMENT. if you dont know by now, i have a fettish for fat chicks, and last night i say that movie calender girls..you know with the fat old ladys making a nudie calender, man i was tempted to jerk off in the movie threater. aight im jetting. one more thing..HAM SUCKS! 5 mmm

cigars vodka and insomnia...not to mention plaid. [01 Jan 2004|12:07pm] NEW YEARS M OTHER FUCKERS. yes its new years day, and everything i own smells like cigars and vodka. ayyyeee. last night the crew got together all hang out, the cops came and hassled us again, by my nature iwas a prick to them. other than that, VODKA VODKA VODKA!smoooked a whole lot of cigars. YOWZA! that..was uncalled now im sitting and my whore sister keeps complaining that she wants a new car so i suggested the idea of her selling her body, then said, oh wait you already do that. DIDNT GET TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT, kept thinking how much that stupid bitch lies. I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS BUT IM IN THE MOOD TO DO A FAT CHICK. im not talking one, im talking fucking 20. like some one threw lard all over me, just fat chicks everywere. alright enough of this, 3 mmm

good ol' count chocula..you know that vampire cereal guy [31 Dec 2003|12:43am] ahh yes...back to the days of LJ..... hmmm still cant belive i made one of these gay things. it was really to start up a fat chick community since all those fags have "boys kissing" communitiys..... i think lauren said it best when she said..... RANCID68774: who is count choculua related to RANCID68774: we got it down to franken berry RANCID68774: then boo berry RANCID68774: then captain crunch is related to captain morgan RANCID68774: who inturn is related to gentleman jackes MyTeenagePoetry: ummm RANCID68774: THEN IN TURN who is related to jack daniels MyTeenagePoetry: I GOT THIS MyTeenagePoetry: gentlemen jacks is related to the apple jacks mascot thing. MyTeenagePoetry: and jack daniels is related to ..... MyTeenagePoetry: tucan willy. MyTeenagePoetry: :-) RANCID68774: WOO!!! you are KICKING ASS!! RANCID68774: we must go on! MyTeenagePoetry: oh man. IM GOOD! RANCID68774: tucan willy is related to whom?!?!?! MyTeenagePoetry: jack daniels! MyTeenagePoetry: cause RANCID68774: that frosted flake guy? RANCID68774: that tiger?!!? RANCID68774: IM CONFUSED MyTeenagePoetry: TONY!?!?!? MyTeenagePoetry: NO NO NO RANCID68774: BUAAHH! RANCID68774: =-O MyTeenagePoetry: TONY THE TIGER IS RELATED TO GARY COLEMAN RANCID68774: WOO! RANCID68774: FUCKING A! MyTeenagePoetry: DAMN STRAIGHT so it ends were it begins always, with gary coleman. as today is new years eve i decided in light of the new '04 (fuck nigga) ill start early this year, and start drinking from when i wake up to....when i pass out... nahh i'd probably shit my pants half way through. ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT? 4 mmm

alright you fucks, here it is [30 Dec 2003|01:09am] [ music | GG ALLIN- SUCK MY ASS IT SMELLS ] after many many months of lurking from journal to journal i figured hey man what the fuck lets do this. so, yes i made a live journal. i figured hey all you fucks have "boys kissing communitys" so i figured why not have a fat chick community? or old fat chick community? exactly, take that boys kissing. ahh tonite, we seem to have around 4.50 liters of vodka..can some one say lets get drunk? and i thought to my self..what a wonder ful world.... alright, fuck you. im done. 6 mmm

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